imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
May your ignorance never run faster than your awareness.
romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw
Me trying to finish something important on time: